ANSWER THESE THREE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY AND YOU WILL WIN A VALUABLE CASH PRIZE OF UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT – – – AS WELL AS A CHANCE TO ENTER OUR NEXT ROUND OF EXCITING AND EVEN MORE DIFFICULT QUESTIONS. ARE YOU READY?
(Imaginary click here to hear sound of trumpets and a chorus singing the words:DIFFICULT QUESTIONS !!$$!!!):
QUESTION #1 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Shall I repeat the question? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if…….Ok, What’s the answer A, B, C, or D?
A. There is no answer. This is a stupid question
B. Is this one of those things like a koan?
C. A whole lot of wood-chuckin’ wood.
D. C, but maybe A
AND THE ANSWER IS: E, None of the above
If you had answered None of the Above you would have completed this speedreading test a bit quicker, Ha, Ha. You see it was just a speedreading question. Ha Ha again. Well, you would have won a Cadillac automobile. The winner happened to be a Mr. Tommy LaSorda of Los Angeles, CA. Way to go Tommy!
QUESTION#2 What is your favorite song?
A. I really don’t have one. I like everything.
B. The House of the Rising Sun by the Animals
C. All the Beatles songs
D. Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles
E. All of the above
OK???? All answers in?
The winners are those who said Georgia on My Mind by Ray Charles. And you will receive a genuine recording of Georgia On My Mind in the mail as a token of appreciation for your answering this question so correctly…….if… and only if… you answer this third question correctly:
And the question is???
QUESTION #3 Why does a dog turn itself around in a circle three times before it lays down?
A. Because one good turn deserves another
B. Because that’s what they do
C. I didn’t know they go around three times before they layed down.
D. A again
IF YOU ANSWERED A or D, YOU WON!!!!!!! (And please accept the heartfelt condolences of the entire bumbastories staff!)
YOU WIN A CHANCE TO GO ON TO THE NEXT ROUND AND THEN AFTER A FEW MORE QUESTIONS OF HIGH DIFFICULTY YOU JUST MIGHT RECEIVE A LOT OF MONEY…WELL MAYBE NOT SO MUCH MONEY. IN FACT YOU PROBABLY WON’T RECEIVE ANYTHING…. BUT HANG TOUGH
AND TUNE IN IN NEXT WEEK.