As we all know, cement animal sculptures have feelings too. Robert here has been having a bit of a rough go since his break-up with Suzie…..

I don’t know. All I can think about is Suzie.
Suzie says that I’m not honest.
And that’s the reason she broke up with me.
Boo hoo.
My friends say that I should forget about Suzie, and meet someone new.
My therapist suggests I try a zoological expedition or a cruise.
Stupid! Suzie didn’t break up with you because you were dishonest.
She said it’s because you’re always lion.
That’s all I need. A wise-ass elephant