In an attempt to return the subject matter of this blog to it’s previous high levels of culture and good taste, let us turn once again to a consideration of the cement elephants. It’s been some time since we last heard from our great pachydermal pillars of wisdom. Please see Bumbastories’ previous stories on the wisdom of the cement elephants. and other animal sculptures

Well, a lot has happened since we last heard from them. Let’s go check out what’s new with our elephants!

Yeah sure. a lot has changed. Let’s see, what’s new in my life? Well, let’s see I’m still in this same position!!!! Here in the mud. We cement animal sculptures don’t get too many travel opportunities.
In the room the women come and go speaking of Michaelangelo.
That was T.S, Elliot.
Which does me a lot of good!
Let me tell ya. even when you’re a cement animal sculpture, and not even a living and breathing animal, rather you’re just a decoration, a facsimile of something else, still it’s pretty shitty to be stuck in the mud like this. Being a cement animal sculpture isn’t everything they say it is. Don’t believe everything you read in the papers.

These are certainly puzzling and strange cement elephants. Even for cement elephants, these guys are strange!!!!!

Yeah, but even a cement elephant can enjoy a good joke. Say, did you hear the one about the elephant that walks into a bar…….
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