George Packard, roving reporter for Bumbastories, said to himself, “Oh boy! I finally have a scoop. Bumba will be happy”.
Moving with great speed, as only a roving reporter can, George raced down to the Bumbastories office to file his story. That Donald Trump etc,etc. But when George reached the Bumbastories office, it was padlocked. Bumba was home watching the convention on TV.
Oh well. Maybe George could scoop the Hillary Clinton nomination.