images-1Dear Dr. Zumba,

My girlfriend’s mother says that I’m crazy. She says that this blogging is a sickly compulsion. I kid you not! Those were her exact words: sickly compulsion. Well, Dr. Bumba, tell me. Do you think that’s right? She also said it’s an abscess-compulsatory, an OCD or OBS or maybe something else – to be writing into any of these advice columns. Especially this Bumbastories Funny Pages one. After all, how can any sane individual expect anything intelligent from a blogger by the name of Bumba who consults and (by his own admission) actually “consorts” with cement elephant sculptures?

Tell me, Dr. Zumba: Am I crazy? Or is this whole advice for the lovelorn column an imaginary symptom of my OTB?

Signed,

Hubert

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Dear Hubert,

Which question do you want me to answer first?

Dr. Bumba

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