They say that a picture tells a thousand words….

And that’s probably a couple dozen more words than anyone wanted to hear in the first place…

Nevertheless, the wisdom of fresh produce remains a source of inspiration (and roughage) for the poet and green grocer alike! Here are two inspirational and (thankfully) very brief poems:


I know a fruit and I ain’t tellin’

But there’s no hidin’ a




I don’t care what food you eat

There’s one vegetable that can’t be





Note: The Bumbastories staff offers no apology for the above post.