Bumbastories Magazine has learned that President-elect Joe Biden has offered Stephen A. Bumba, editor of Bumbastories, a choice advisory role – perhaps a Cabinet post – in the new Biden administration. In an exclusive interview with roving reporter George Packard, Bumba revealed that over the past six months he had sent several letters to Biden that detailed critical policy initiatives and reforms. Yesterday, he received an answer from the President-elect, which read:
Dear Steve,
When I want your advice, I’ll ask for it.
Thanks for nothing,
Joe Biden
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That was very funny 😄
Thank you. I’ve always wanted to use that joke.
Thanks for my daily chuckle.
Very welcome. It’s an old joke I couldn’t resist using.
That sounds very promising Bumba!! I bet you are standing by that phone right now. Any time soon!!
It’s an old joke that I stole from the great Soupy Sales. It seems my lack of shame parallels that of Soupy.
Nevertheless, I await the call.