In these difficult days, we all need inspiration. Everyone understands the importance of inspiration. The Bumbastories research team found these inspirational posts in the Bumbastories archives (old posts from seven, eight years ago!). For all those seeking inspiration, here are some magical, meaningful moments, rather some moments that are imbued with meaning… Er.. I mean… moments… er…. I mean significant moments that are…er….. Excuse me. … Continue reading Inspirational Barnyard Noises
They say that a picture tells a thousand words…. And that’s probably a couple dozen more words than anyone wanted to hear in the first place… Nevertheless, the wisdom of fresh produce remains a source of inspiration (and roughage) for the poet and green grocer alike! Here are two inspirational and (thankfully) very brief poems: I know a fruit and I ain’t tellin’ But … Continue reading Inspirational Fruits and Vegetables ?????
OK. I confess to letting everyone down. I relapsed. As you may know from previous posts, I announced, indeed I proclaimed, last year that I was going “cold turkey” – although in this case I suppose I should have said “cold elephant” – in regard to and vis-à-vis my spiritual attachment to cement animal sculptures. I even publicly (on this very blog!) renounced and forswore any … Continue reading Inspiration, Religion, Polytheism, and Cement Animal Sculptures
It’s been a while since any Cement Animal Sculpture posts have appeared here at Bumbastories. Bumba’s prolonged, and frighteningly pathological period of dependence on cement animal sculptures for spiritual guidance had ended…… Or so we thought. Unfortunately, Bumba could resist tempation no longer. We can see here that Bumba, who, it turns out, lives only three blocks from the famous La Brea Tar Pits, has … Continue reading Cement Ice-Age Animal Sculptures Speak Out Again!
Happy Thanksgiving. Bumbastories has already posted this Thanksgiving Greeting from the cement elephants twice, but what the heck. On a serious note, it is incumbent on us to mention that Bumba has maintained a long abstinence from all spiritual contact – and indeed any and all forms of communication – with any and all cement animal sculptures. See cement animal sculpture compendium for full description of Bumba’s semi-heroic, but … Continue reading A Thanksgiving Card from the Cement Elephants
Happy Thanksgiving from the Cement Elephants. Truth be told, these models of Ice-Age mammoths are made of plastocene not cement. They stand proudly outside Los Angeles’ magnificent Tar Pits Museum, which is a wonderful place and you ought to visit as soon as you can. However, in my wicked past, I did a whole series of these tongue in cheek (or trunk in cheek?) cement … Continue reading Happy Thanksgiving
Happy American Independence Day! With no apologies whatsoever here’s a re-post from the Wisdom of the Cement Elephants Compendium: The Cement Elephants ——— Independence Day Date: July 6, 2013Author: Bumba12 Comments— Edit Happy American Independence Day, Horatio! What kind of independence are you talking about, Franklin? Independence from the British! Don’t you remember? Back in 1776? The who? The British? What? All I know is that it’s been 25,000 years … Continue reading Happy Fourth of July
Contrary to the wisdom of the great American statesman and bon vivant, Alfred E. Newman who said “What, me worry?”, we at Bumbastorie are suffering from a high level of concern. OK, we’re worried. Worried that the American people will not take mass action to impeach this President. We need to get the democratic reform process going before it’s too late! When Mueller’s report comes out, we … Continue reading Worried
Happy Thanksgiving. Bumbastories has already posted this Thanksgiving Greeting from the cement elephants twice, but what the heck. On a serious note, it is incumbent on us to mention that Bumba has maintained a long abstinence from all spiritual contact – and indeed any and all forms of communication – with any and all cement animal sculptures. See cement animal sculpture compendium for full description of Bumba’s semi-heroic, but tragically … Continue reading A Thanksgiving Card from the Cement Elephants
For More on Writing, click on Moron Writing For a Moron Writing, click on More On Writing For any more Moron Writing or any more More on Writing a professional consultation is recommended. More Writing JAM found an empty seat along the wall of the Starbucks. It had been weeks, nay months, since JAM had even tried to write. “I’ll just write! Whatever I write, … Continue reading Moron Writing